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avatar luxor_jae 18 day.ago

There’s no longer anyway to find out who prank called Sheduer Sanders during his NFL draft party.

The phone number that they called from is now retired.

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1. Statistics show that 9 out of 10 men

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2. It's a sad fact that I hate everything related to humour and fun.

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3. Why don't you tell pigs secrets?

Because they may squeal.

4. I don't feel like filing my taxes this year.

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5. Some guy called Pascal has been on my wife for the past few weeks.

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6. My nephew is not able to concentrate in his trigonometry classes...

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7. Why do some Americans drive stick shift?

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9. Her bags are packed.

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